All about the local CPC

HAHAHAHAHAHA I can hardly contain my bile.

Now let us explore their website and facebook page.

Of particular interest is their business website. Let's start on the first page:

At AAA Life Services you won’t find anyone judging you or telling you what to decide. There’s no hype, no politics and we don’t make money off of anything you choose. We’re here to help with FREE medical quality pregnancy tests and above all, our staff will explain every option you have.

No hype and no politics, hmmmm? How about the fact that you are a religious-based organization that exists solely to deceive women? Oh, and what's that about medical quality pregnancy tests? OH! You mean the pee-stick kind you can buy at the local pharmacy for 5 fucking dollars! Right, I forgot about that one!

On their Parenting section, they basically imply that you're a horrible parent if you're not married. Oh, and cohabitation is soooo sinful, you guys. Look, it's great that you have a source from the Journal of Social & Personal Relationships... but guess what, Sociology is an ever-changing field of study, and there are TONS of conflicting professional opinions on marriage vs. cohabitation vs. single parenthood.

The section on Adoption is a fucking nightmare of assumptions and deceptive statements.

Consider parenting through an adoption plan before making other choices.

Oh, no hype and no pressure.. but CONSIDER THIS BEFORE MAKING OTHER CHOICES. What the hell makes adoption more valid than any other choice?

Most women in an unintended pregnancy feel the same way initially.

WOW, what a sweeping generalization. How about no, actually, most women I have known vary immensely on their feelings when faced with an unwanted pregnancy!

[Abortion v. Adoption]

Your pregnancy ends with death
You may feel guilt and shame about your choice
You will remember taking a life
Abortion is final; you can’t reverse your decision
You will never know or treasure your baby
You will miss the opportunity to see your child develop

Your pregnancy ends with "death" in the same way that an operation to remove a tumor ends in a tumor's death.

What's to say you won't feel GUILT and SHAME by giving up your child for adoption? I would feel ashamed to have to give up my biological child for adoption.

Abortion is final -- yeah, duh, that's the fucking point. Guess what else is final? Adoption! unless you want to go through a shit-ton of court battles!

You will never know and treasure your baby -- same thing for most adoptions after 5 years. And who says every woman WANTS to know and "treasure her baby?" Seriously, not everybody thinks popping out kids is a blessing.

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Now we come to the first section on Abortion. I just love how all "pro-lifers" think the woman is somehow COERCED into getting an abortion by the father.

Are you really pregnant?
Is your pregnancy normal?
Are you at risk for a natural miscarriage?
Do you have a tubal pregnancy requiring immediate medical attention?
How far along are you?

WHAT IN THE WORLD makes these people think they have ANY right or ANY business giving women MEDICAL ADVICE about their pregnancy! This is just disgusting. None of the people who work there are medical professionals and they have no fucking business knowing the results of your pregnancy test or administering sonograms. This makes me sick.

Oh, here's some comedy gold: 1. They list The Morning After Pill under the Abortion section! Great job on being misleading & deceptive! & 2. Note the "useful links" that they provide. All are links to pro-life propaganda sites and a Focus on the Family offshoot called troubledwith.com. Great job on linking to an anti-feminist, homophobic, conservative Christian website! Just look at troubledwith's section Homosexuality to get a taste of the kind of bullshit they spout. Hell, look at the ENTIRE Love & Sex category to get a taste of pure Christian insanity.

Moving on now... let's have a quick look at their section on Post-Abortion. Okay, I have already discussed earlier that "Post-Abortion Syndrome" does not exist as a medical or psychological condition. See any DSM for proof and go to any REPUTABLE website on reproductive health and you will find proof that it does not exist. Anyway, here's my favorite tidbit from this page:

Anyone can be affected who had a say in an abortion decision, including men whose partner may have made an abortion decision without his approval/knowledge

Without his APPROVAL? Disgusting. I am not required to inform my partner or have his "consent" if I decide to have an abortion.

Let's see if we can stomach their section on Sexuality. Again, I just want to ask something... what medical credentials do these idiots have to be talking to anyone about their sexuality? Seriously, what the fuck:

Your individual sexuality is a precious gift and a gift to be treasured.

A precious gift? From who? This implies some sort of religious agenda, a big red flag.

Celebrating the fact that you were created male or female is exciting!

Hey, guess what, not everybody in this world is "CREATED" EITHER male or female. Sexuality is not binary.

Saving this gift to be opened at the right time in marriage has wonderful benefits for you and your future. Always remember that you are valuable and you should treat your life with value!

What do these fuckers care if I decide to have sex before I marry? Why is it considered detrimental to your health to have sex unless you put a neat little label on your relationship? Oh, and by the way, according to AAA, remember that your precious virginity is a VALUABLE ASSET and your life has no value if you've been deflowered before marriage!

It is your life, you are free to make your own decisions about sex…or are you?

OR ARE YOU...? dun dun DUN. Oh, how Orwellian.

You may believe you are free to express yourself physically through sex acts, but with every decision that is made there are consequences or outcomes. Many decisions have beneficial outcomes and many do not. Physical sexual expression outside of marriage can produce challenging and even life altering outcomes, as well as pleasure and excitement.

PHYSICAL SEXUAL EXPRESSION OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE CAN PRODUCE CHALLENGING AND EVEN LIFE-ALTERING OUTCOMES YOU GUYS! LIKE BABIES. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MEAN THAT GOD APPROVES, YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS...?

Social – Hurt reputation, Suspicious or mad parents, Partner not respectful, Loss of friends

Spiritual – Not feeling worthy of God’s love, Want to start over, God is far away, Don’t have peace

Read: Slut-shaming will occur! You dirty slut, you! Also, what is up with this "God" part? I thought AAA wanted to "reach out" to people of all faiths...

Is it too late for me?

If you have already been sexually active for whatever the reason YOU can make the decision to stop. Although starting over, like with any habit, such as smoking, will come with some challenges. You can do it though! And AAA Life Services would like to help you.

Maybe someone used you through sexual abuse. There can be a fresh start for you. If you have been sexually abused, we encourage you to contact us and let us assist you to work through any emotional pain that you experienced. By talking through what happened, you can begin healing from the pain. You are not alone!

Oh my god, these people have NO qualifications for dealing with victims of sexual abuse. This is so disturbing. I'm actually worried that somebody who's been abused has unwittingly gone looking for help from these idiots and who knows how they handled the situation. The fact of the matter is that they are absolutely not equipped. Also, why is there this assumption that just because you love sex and are sexually active, that must mean you were sexually abused in the past? What the fuck? Having a sexual appetite as a consenting adult is healthy.

Abstinence is not out dated, nor is it unrealistic

Yeah, okay, just look at Bristol Palin. Actually, let's look at INCREASING rates of teen pregnancy and STI's due to government-funded abstinence-only education.

Finally, under the sexuality section, notice that they have all this info on STD's and how condoms DON'T work, but they don't have any other contraceptive info. They say that condoms cut your risk in half (50%), but the reality is that condoms are about 90% effective at preventing STD's and pregnancy when used correctly.

Sex shouldn’t be “protected” by a condom, but protected by the commitment of a marriage.

This is absolutely stupid beyond belief. Marriage does not protect against STD's people! What about the increasing rate of divorce in America? What about all the infidelity? We see the scandals constantly. Putting a neat little label on your relationship does not make it more stable or healthy or "faithful." And to say that you shouldn't have to worry about using condoms in a marriage is disgusting. Your husband or wife could be sleeping around like crazy and you end up at the doctor's office because of your naive religious beliefs about marriage. People are so fucking stupid.

Okay, I'm done. Here's your job, and I'm serious about this:

Locate your local Crisis Pregnancy Center. Find their website and break it down, lie by lie. Or walk in and grab some of their pamphlets and leave. Post what you find and analyze it, and rant.

Have fun